Sunday, May 10, 2015

Miss Chick Lit 2015

What if the lovably neurotic Sydney Durand were to enter a Pageant? Now's her chance, because the title of Miss Chick Lit 2015 is up for grabs! Prepare yourself, peeps, for the world will never be the same...


Hi! My name is Sydney Durand and I’m representing the great state of New York! I’m a 28 year-old Human Resources Representative who loves movies, 80s music and any dessert containing chocolate. My dream is to one day find a home for all the baked goods I make. The only person capable of helping me eat the contents of my production line is my father, but he lives three-thousand miles away. My good friend, Nigel, is a close second, but his eating prowess is far inferior to the great Theodore Bennett’s.


I chose this swimsuit because it has a sexy neckline and black is slimming! My husband, Louis, often tells me what a rockin’ bod I have, but I don’t have the confidence to pull off a bikini. (As much as my friend, Maya, has tried to goad me into it.) I agreed to a two piece bathing suit and this surely qualifies!


My talent is organizing! Throw out the contents of your purse and I will make order out of it. Is your haphazard closet giving you a headache? I’ll wrangle everything back into place. Got jumbled thoughts? I’ll sit down with you and make a list. We’ll reorder everything and pack it back into your brain in a way that makes sense. But wait! There’s more! Need further possibilities for your doomsday thoughts? I have those in spades! No one can worry about the most distant, ridiculously impossible occurrences than I can! Let me share my well-honed talent with you. It will improve the quality of your freak outs immensely! May I have a volunteer from the audience?


Do you have a boyfriend/husband? If so, what does he think of you entering this pageant?

Louis thinks that I can do anything. It’s really rather alarming! I’ve gotten quite used to hiding from difficult tasks over the years, but now that he’s come into my life, I have to try to be brave. (Although I’ll never be as brave as he is. The man hasn’t met a dangerous sport he isn’t interested in trying.) He believes that if I put my mind to it, I can win Miss Chick Lit 2015. I believe that if I put my mind to it, I have a good chance of making it through the swimsuit competition without falling on my face. Tune in to see which one of us is right!

If by some miracle I win this competition, I hope to look (and behave) as graceful as the incomparable Audrey Hepburn.

Wish me luck! 




Did you enjoy Sydney’s foray into pageantry? Well, today is your lucky day! You can be a beauty queen too with this array of gift card options! Our US/Canada winner will receive a $100 gift card to Sephora, our UK winner will receive a £65 gift card to Lush Cosmetics and our Australia winner will receive a $125AUD gift card to Mecca

All you need to do is answer Sydney’s interview question, Do you have a boyfriend/husband? If so, what does he think of you entering this pageant?” Include your witty ideas in the comment section below, along with your email address, and you will be entered to win this awesome prize! (Please note entries without email addresses will not count.) A winner will be chosen via on Monday, May 18th.

But that's not all! Sydney isn't the only entrant in this pageant. Follow the links below for a host of other dazzling contestants. Each interview question you answer earns you another chance to win the Sephora gift card! Woohoo! 

And if you're interested in reading about Sydney's latest adventure, click on the link below for a sneak peek! 

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